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Paris Hilton to Give up Sex for One Year
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Hundreds of men around the world mourn. If you just read that headline and didn’t go into shock and swallow your tounge, you’re probably thinking that there’s no way this can be real. It would be like Star Jones going a year without trying to get something for free. It’s impossible.

“Every time I have a boyfriend, I’m just so romantic, and I’ll put all my energy into the guy, and I don’t really pay attention to myself.”

She said: “One-night stands are not for me. I think it’s gross when you just give it up. Guys want you more if you don’t just hand it to them on a platter. If they want you, then they will wait.

“You have to make them work for it. I think that’s the only way you know if they really want you or just want to be able to brag that they’ve been with you.”

I’m pretty sure we’ve reached the point where no one is going to brag about being with you Paris, especially after last week’s fiasco.

On the plus side, I guess after you wait a few days, not only do you get to hit it, you get to video it too.

—admin
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One Comment

  1. 1. Agent Oracle

    Hopefully, in that time, the accumulated social diseases will amalgamate, spreat, and rot away the rest of her anatomy (clearly, her brain is allready gone)


    Posted Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 8:44 pm | Permalink
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