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Marilyn Monroe. Princess Diana. Paris Hilton? Ol’ Crooked Eye claims to be our generation’s iconic blonde.
“There’s nobody in the world like me,” the partying heiress told the Times of London. “I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now, I’m that icon.”
She didn’t stop there. “There’s a lot of heiresses out there, and I don’t see any of them doing what I’ve done,” she continued,” she said. “I have so many projects — bags, fragrances, make-up. I go round the world every three days, designing and personally approving it all. I’ve got movies to make, a tour, TV shows. Every day of my life is scheduled until the end of 2007.”
What’s more, Hilton claims that feuds between her and other celebs — such as Lindsay Lohan — are publicity stunts designed to capitalize on her fame. “All those stories are made up. You know how shy I am… Well, non-confrontational,” she said. “Certain girls just use me to get media attention because a feud with Paris Hilton always gets press.”
It must have been tough breaking into your many different careers what with your billionaire daddy and all. You’re right though, there are other heiresses out there, the difference is they aren’t rabid attention whores like you. Now shut up and tell your personal secretary to free up some time for you by canceling all your planned interviews and personal appearances between now and the end of 2007.
Enough about me; what do you think of me? [MSNBC]
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