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We’ve heard of some crazy eccentric demands by musicians and what they want in their dressing rooms in order to perform, but Madge definitely takes it to a new level.
Madonna insists on having a brand new toilet seat installed on her dressing room toilet every night. A source revealed to Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “The seat has to be inspected by her people, then installed - with an unbroken seal - by plumbers before every gig.”
First of all, does it really take a plumber to put on a toilet seat? Does she go to the doctor to put on a band aid too?
Second, what the hell is Madge doing in there that she needs a new toilet seat every night? As per usual, Madge’s spokesperson, Liz Rosenburg, tried to defend the psychotic behavior by saying, “And who wouldn’t want a new toilet seat wherever they go?” Umm, I don’t know…sane people? And considering about 40% of the world’s population probably doesn’t even have a toilet, I’d say it’s a little nutty.
I give it three months before we see a “gently used” official Madonna toilet seat for sale on Ebay.
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