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Sarah DiMuro is a 29-year-old virgin who is about to turn 30 on Nov. 7. Freaked out by the fact that she’s about to turn 30 and has never ridden the lumber log to tuna heaven DiMuro has decided to whore herself out to Jane Magazine to find a guy to bone her by her birthday. Or more appropriately, a guy she wants to bone by her birthday.
DiMuro says she didn’t even kiss a boy until she was 23. All of this sounds like a great mystery until you find out that DiMuro went to the all-female Smith College. The virginal DiMuro refuses to discuss her sexcapades at Smith. The all-female Smith College.
Umm, yeah. Sarah? I don’t think the word you’re looking for to describe yourself is “virgin”.
“I’m a little bit anxious about all of this,” the 5-foot-5½ , 108-pound blond told me yesterday over the phone. “I guess this is why my stomach hurts so much. I never went all the way before because I didn’t feel right - I just didn’t.”
“All this attention freaks me out,” she insisted.
Yeah, who would have thought that whoring out your first sexual experience to a magazine for publicity (DiMuro is a standup comedian) would garner so much “attention”?
So now you know men of NYC, you have been warned. Sure it might be an ok story to read about some attention whore’s first sexual experience, but wouldn’t be an even better story to read about how every single guy in NYC refused to have sex with someone so obviously needy? We think so.
29-year-old virgin paging Mr. Right [Daily Dish]
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1. marge ingersol
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Want a neat little picture by your comments? Get one here.I don’t get it. Is she a virgin because she’s a raging lez or because she’s homely?
Posted Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 3:55 am | Permalink
I would like to have sex with Sarah DiMuro when i turn 35 and she 40 but only if we’re both still virgins. So how do i contact her?
Posted Thursday, April 12, 2007 at 6:56 pm | Permalink
wow, you need a bone in your head girl!! what kinda chick are ya??
Posted Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 12:54 pm | Permalink
For the record, not all who went to smith are lesbians
Posted Tuesday, May 1, 2007 at 1:56 pm | Permalink
i would like to take my words back that i made on ‘Posted Thursday, April 12, 2007 at 6:56 pm’
because i finally came to my senses that i could i never know if sarah dimuro is really a virgin or not….she could simply be lying…how on earth do i know if someone else is a virgin besides myself?
Posted Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 10:25 pm | Permalink
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