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It’s almost election time, quick, everyone panic. Danger could be lurking in a bottle of Vitamin Water right next to you! If you don’t drink your bottle of Poland Springs in front of the cops the terrorists have already won.
What exactly does “suspicious liquid” look like? We have turned into a nation of sheepish idiots. This story reads like a madeup Vaudeville routine.
“Is anyone carrying a liquid?” a uniformed cop asked after boarding the train with another officer at 51st St., according to Post and another passenger.
Another cop then said into her hand-held radio: “We’re looking for the high alert,” prompting a few frightened passengers to get off the train, the witnesses said.
As the cops held the train, a woman in a gym outfit held up a Poland Spring water bottle with red juice inside it and told them, “I have this.”
The cops asked if the liquid had spilled on anything and then took it, Post said.
Why are you freedom haters carrying liquid around? Terrorists. And “we’re looking for the high alert”? What the fuck does that even mean? Luckily one brave citizen was there to put everything into perspective.
“This is a new level of fear, watching for people carrying drinks on the subway,” said Wallis Post, 25, of Manhattan, who was on the train searched by cops at the 51st St. station and again at Grand Central Terminal.
Yes, yes it is. A new level of fear. We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And liquids of any sort. And terrorists. And people that hate the baby Jesus.
6 train halted in liquid bomb scare [Daily News]
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