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Ashton Kutcher Will Pay You to Be His Friend on MySpace
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ashton.jpg OK, he won’t pay you personally but for for the first 50,000 people that add Ashton as a friend he will donate $1 to Habitat For Humanity International, which is helping to rebuild homes in the wake of Katrina.

We got the word from his publicity people earlier after we mentioned that Kutcher launched his new MySpace page yesterday.

As of a a few minutes ago he had 473 friends. And frankly, that’s bullshit. He’s Ashton Kutcher for god’s sake. What’s wrong with you people? I have 72 friends and I’m not even famous!

And he’s married to a MILF, what more do you people want? He’s only a man! So what are you waiting for? Go help build a home or something by adding Ashton to your friends list. Rumor has it that if 25 people from this site add him as a friend, he’ll move us into his top 8*.

*this is of course the first and probably only place that rumor has ever been perpetuated

—admin
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