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Apparently still pouting about her snub at Bungalow 8 after the VMAs Paris Hilton drank herself into a stupor and decided to go for a drive.

Celebrity Paris Hilton was arrested and charged with driving under the influence early Thursday after driving erratically and failing a field sobriety test, police said.

Shortly after midnight, officers assigned to a driving-under-the-influence task force spotted Hilton driving erratically in Hollywood and pulled her over.

“She exhibited the symptoms of intoxication,” LAPD spokesman Irv Isabella said.

So now not only is she a vapid, talentless nonebrity, she’s a vapid, talentless nonebrity endangering your life.

We can pretty much assure you that this will be the best news you’ll hear all day.

Paris Hilton charged with DUI [CNN]

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