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Jake Gyllenahall is a permanent resident on Brokeback. When putting the wood to Kirsten Dunst in a public bathroom ain’t doing it for you, something’s not right. Kirsten explains the downfall of their relationship.
“Jake and I couldn’t last. He’s a stay-at-home boy and I’m an out-on-the-town girl.
“We tried to spice things up — we had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea. The only place we didn’t have the guts to try was in a walkway in a hotel because we thought we might get kicked out if we were caught.
“Stay-at-home boy”. Read: “Stay-at-home with a boy”.
Then again, it can’t be easy keeping a girl interested who’s had sex with Spiderman. I mean, those Spidey-senses have to work in the sack too right?
KIRSTEN BENT OVER BROKEBACK-WARDS [NotW]
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