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The Lord Giveth (Breasts) and the Lord Taketh Away (Brains)
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Everytime I think I’m completely through with Jessica Simpson and I can’t stand another second of hearing about her, something like this comes out. Sure she’s not that bright, not that talented and sort of fugly from the neck up and has no ass. But jesus christ those breasts are amazing. I cannot quit them. I just can’t.

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One Comment

  1. 1. hoosierette

    Why is it that the more coverage there is of Nick and Vanessa, there’s more pics of Jess being drunk in public? She obeyed Pappa Joe, got rid of Nick ’cause Joe wants to be the only man in her life, and the world is NOT her oyster as Pappa Joe promised it would be if only she got rid of Nick.
    Jess should be gettin’ rid of Pappa Joe, or she’ll never have lasting success with any man.
    Sorry, Jess….you can’t put husbands on a shelf when you tire of them, and then expect them to be there at your convenience……….unlike what Pappa Joe says, the world does NOT revolve around the fu**in* Simpson family.


    Posted Sunday, September 17, 2006 at 6:30 pm | Permalink
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