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paris.stupid.jpg While being question by the police about some missing tapes from her home which was also part of the investigation into the home invasion robbery of Joe Francis, the creator of Girls Gone Wild, Paris seemed stumped at every question.

“Like I really . . . I don’t remember. I’m not like that smart,” Hilton said in police audio tapes set to air on “Dateline NBC” on Saturday night.

“I like forget stuff all the time,” she said.

My Daddy got big money him! Me superstarring!

Vapid twat.

Also, will someone please leak this footage of Joe Francis on the internet, it sounds far more entertaining than Underage Girls Gone Wild Part 864.

In a pretrial hearing, prosecutors showed video that Riley himself took of the home invasion. Francis was tied up, had his pants pulled down and was taunted with a phallic sex toy. “Dateline” captured this footage but has no plans to air it.

During the attack, Francis was forced to tell the cameraman he enjoyed gay sex.

Man, I can’t wait to watch that on YouTube. Francis has a classic denial too, “That just is ridiculous to me,” Francis told “Dateline.” “That somebody’s gonna think the owner of ‘Girls Gone Wild’ is gay? I would have said anything with a gun to my head.”

Methinks he doth protest too much.

LIKE I AIN’T TOO BRIGHT: PARIS [NYP]

—admin
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