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Bruce Willis Will Kick Your Ass if You Make Fun of the Fact That He’s Bald
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imagea9b4f566-3015-4891-86bd-bf991e776704.jpg Bruce Willis is itching to kick your hairy ass. In the fourth installment of Die Hard Bruce Willis will revive the role of John McClane as a balding loser posing as a movie hero.

“I’m a man and I will beat up anybody who tries to tell me that I’m not a man just because my hair’s thinning.”

Rumor has it that the next installment in the Die Hard series has McClane taking on American pharmeceutical companies for jacking up the price of Viagra. Yippee kayay motherfuckers.

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