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The Daily News finally explains once and for all that it’s not that your man is a dog, it’s that your friends are a bunch of hoes.
In her cancer memoir “Cancer Vixen,” New Yorker cartoonist Marisa Acocella Marchetto recounts stories of women she knew approaching her then-fiance during her illness, asking him, “Don’t you want a healthy girlfriend?”
Other advice ladies? Well, Jennifer Weiner, the author of The Guy Not Taken, says that if you have hot friends, don’t have a pool. That’s just going to tempt that ignorant boob you call a man. Also, don’t be friends with Paris Hilton. Weiner thinks she’s a slutty, man-stealing whore.
“The idea is that if I take something away from you then it makes me feel better about myself,” says developmental psychologist Cooper Lawrence. “This woman is so completely mired in this narcissistic world, she can only focus on her needs. They believe that you as a friend should understand that your man likes me better and he was going to be with me anyway.”
When will women learn to just keep it in their pants and let us men lead the pious, monogamous lives we long for?
Hands off my man! [Daily News]
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