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Andy Dick and Papa Joe Simpson Go Head-to-Head for ‘Worst Father Ever’ Title
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andy_dick.jpg Just when you thought you could safely relegate Andy Dick to that portion of your brain that takes care of neatly suppressing shame and embarrassment, he goes and ruins it all. Apparently, he’s actually worse at being a father than he is at comedy.

Dick stood by at the premiere of his latest movie Employee of the Month in the Meatpacking District as his son downed a few Budweisers for all to see.

Dick explained, “No, no, no - he’s not an alcoholic like me. He’ll have one beer and be done with it. He’s been drinking. I’m not going to try to control him. I can’t say anything, because he’s doing better than me. Who am I to slap his wrists? I learn from him.”

He goes on to add, “Every time I go anywhere with him, I immediately say, ‘This is my son,’ because it looks like we’re lovers because he’s so handsome.”

Not to be out done, Papa Joe, who is usually bragging about his daughters DD cup size, chimed in on his daughter Jessica who also stars in the movie saying, “She looks great in this movie!”

Andy Dick and his son are good Buds [Daily News]

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