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Britney Spears Creates Pyramid Scheme to Try and Sell K-Fed’s Album
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britney-spears-kevin-federline-56156.jpg Realizing that there aren’t enough deaf people in the world to make K-Fed’s album sales look respectable, Britney is doing her best keep Mr. Spears from dragging her into complete poverty.

In an effort to boost album sales Spears is sponsoring a contest where the fan who helps sell the most K-Fed albums gets to party with the couple on Halloween night. Second prize is the pair of sneakers that K-Fed wore on the Teen Choice Awards, third place gets a $200 gift certificate, and 10 lucky runners-up get a replica of a medallion that K-Fed wears almost every day.

Now it’s not good enough just to buy the album to help keep these morons richer than you could ever imagine, they actually want you to actively sell the album for them. Go back to making babies and leave us alone.

[MSNBC]

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