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Who: Nicole Richie
What you’ll need: The ability to drop 40% of your body weight in five hours
A low gag threshold
Absolutely no talent
Who: Tara Reid
What you’ll need: Horribly disfiguring plastic surgery on your breasts, stomach and ass
The ability to drink your body weight in liquor
The voice of a 50 year chain smoking veteran
Absolutely no talent
Who: Lindsay Lohan
What you’ll need: The ability to age 20 years in 5 hours
Just the right mix of coke and Jack Daniels to make you barely coherent
Absolutely no talent
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