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K-Fed Performs for an Empty House at Webster Hall
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When K-Fed donned the moniker “America’s Most Hated”, who could have possibly imagined how truly prophetic his self-proclaimed title would be?

K-Fed almost had his show at Webster Hall last Saturday canceled due to lack of interest, but according to an inside source Federline, “begged them to keep it on! He had to fight with them to keep this concert.”

Turns out they should have canceled it. 300 people showed up to a venue that holds 1,500. And according to an eye-witness only about 100 of those people made it to the end of the “mercifully short” show. Federline took the stage three hours late thinking more people would show up. Alas, they did not.

Around 10 p.m. K-Fed took the stage, quickly people began wishing he hadn’t. “He had few prepared dance moves, and seemed really confused about how to act on stage. He would pace from one side of the stage to the other, just saying things like ‘Hey’ 30 times in a row, or ‘New York, thank you for coming — buy my CD.’”

One audience member told Star, “If I had a bucket, I would vomit in it right now.” Probably the most excellent review since, “shit sandwich”.

Noticeably absent from the night-o’-embarrassment was wifey Britney.

KFED BOMBS IN BIG APPLE — EVEN BRIT BAILS ON HIM! [Star]

—admin
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