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Martha Stewert: a Bigger Fan of Bambi Than You Could Imagine
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martha_stewart.jpg Martha Stewert admitted to owning a “marital aide” named “Thumper” on Howard Stern. She also told him she is picky, much like she is with her blenders, about what vibrator she uses and owns one that costs $1200. She sucks all the sexiness out of the topic when she refers to it as, “a very good tool,” which only stands to make it sound like she is a very efficient masturbator.

Also, who would have thought that Martha felt the need to impress the likes of Howard Stern? It seems that even his out-of-control hair would send her into an OCD fit.

I hereby declare 2006 to be The Year of TMI [Agent Bedhead]

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