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After providing a concise estimation of strippers (they are whores, all of them, except for some), Lindsay Lohan offered her apologies to sex workers across the country. She wore her trendy sexuality on her sleeve as she held out the olive branch, which came in the form of receiving lap dances.
Page Six reports:
Lindsay Lohan got down and dirty at Scores West for three hours early yesterday - jumping onstage to do a wild bump-and-grind, then ushering topless dancers into the bathroom to apologize for recently calling them all “whores.”
“I love strippers,” the 20-year-old actress gushed as she entered the famed mammary mecca at 12:30 a.m., and launched into a half-hour deejay shift during the club’s “Turntable Tuesdays.”
Next, “She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on,” said our source. “Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once.
Katia, a blond, 34D-25-33 knockout, told us, “She was big tipper, and I think that she is great.”
Brooke, an impressive 34C-24-34, added, “She’ll make a good stripper - she’s a natural.”
It’s important that the reporter gives the women’s measurements. The reader is then free to ignore Katia and Brooke and think about their voluptuous bodies sliding down the pole. Or better yet, imagine them making out.
LOHAN BACK IN POLE POSITION [New York Post]
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