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After a brief stint of partying, during which she hit a decades worth of “rock bottoms,” that lasted about three weeks, Britney Spears is ready to change her ways.

The first steps to her recovery, as was previously reported, included putting underwear on. In her blog, she writes, “thank God for Victoria’s Secret’s new underwear line!” Victoria’s Secret could’ve hooked her up with a fresh pair of panties if they knew that the only reason she wasn’t wearing any was because she was waiting for the new line to come out.

But what better way to show the world that you have changed than to adopt a child and utilize him or her as a means of recovery. It’s good to have that emotional support.

She plans to adopt a four year old boy, who was orphaned by the 2004 Tsunami, from Bali named Wang. Although she may not be able to adopt since she would rather puke on a club floor than hang out with her biological children, it’s worth a shot.

Britney Spears to Adopt! [Hollyscoop]

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