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Apparently bored with raping beauty pageant contestants and biting off ears Tyson was arrested early this morning on DUI and cocaine possession charges. Tyson admitted to being a coke fiend when he was arrested, which only leads us to believe it’s a matter of time before he actually starts dating Lindsay Lohan.
“He said he was an addict and had a problem,” according to a police probable cause statement filed in Maricopa County Superior Court. “He admitted possessing the bags of cocaine, and said he uses it anytime he can get his hands on it.”
Tyson appeared in court early Friday morning and was released without bond. No alcohol was found in Tyson’s system so DUI charges are being held pending toxicology results.
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