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Courtney Love posted her New Year’s resolutions on her website. She declared:

Have a happy satisfied child and family * sell the pony get a new horse * try this “thin” anthropoligical experiment — get to my goal weight healthily and stay there * cahnt for the war in Iraq to cease asap * chant for Hillary to win * learn an asian language * dont peek at tabloids and bad websites, as it absouloutly shatters the Law to make that cause agiants yourself.

* have fantastic sex with commitment and honour with someone whoo treats me as i deserve and dont give my power away * DO NOT SLLOW MYSELF TO BE A DOORMAT INA RELATIONSHIP EVER EVER AGAIN * hopefully start another family someday — soon. meet that guy * know that Kurts spirit is tended to and tend to it daily * LEARN TO DRIVE * STOP SMOKING GO TO HYPNI THERAPY AND JUST DAMM WELL STOP * another year, another year without even wine no matter how hard i try to justify that “wines okay” knw that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts * dont go to nightclubs with 19 year olds * stay pissed off at the world for song usage * no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s

What does it mean to “Sllow” yourself “to be a doormat ina relationshipn ever ever again?” We, as well, don’t know what “Cahnt” means. She probably could have saved us all a lot of time if she had just read the list over once or twice. Or, maybe someone should tell her about the spell check feature on Microsoft Word.

On the other hand, maybe she wanted us to see and feel the raw emotion she was experiencing when she wrote this in a K-hole. If this is the case, it’s a very significant piece.

Also, we would probably put learning to drive in caps, too. That’s way more important than Kurt Cobain’s eternal happiness.

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