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Because there is a chance that Dustin “Screech” Diamond used a stand-in for his own penis, which he claims is “10 inches long, flaccid.” That’s not even something to be proud of. In fact, it’s kind of more horrifying than anything.

Agent David Hans Schmidt, who brokered the deal with Red Light District Video, also claimed that Diamond was a part of the sale of the sex-tape. New York Daily News reported:

“Dustin was in on this deal from the start,” Schmidt tells us. “He made this tape in a St. Louis hotel room with two girls last summer with the intention that I would sell it.”

Schmidt showed us what he vouches is Diamond’s signature on a contract dated Aug. 27, 2006. Attached is a cover letter on which Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, appears to have scribbled, “Let’s make some money!”

Schmidt suspects Diamond has been doubly deceptive.

“I have reason to believe that is not Dustin’s [manhood] in the movie,” says the agent.

“You never see his face and his [manhood] in the same shot. If, in fact, he used a body double, I’m going to sue him for defrauding me, Red Light and the American public.”

Diamond’s girlfriend, Jennifer Misner, questions whether that’s really his signature on the contract and claims Diamond gave in to Red Light because “there was no way to stop the tape once it hit the Internet.”

Misner, who isn’t on the tape, says she never would have let Diamond engage in his infamous “Dirty Sanchez” session with two women. But she’s adamant that Diamond didn’t use a stunt organ.

“That is all Dustin,” she says. “I would definitely know. I’m proud of my man.”

“Let him prove it,” counters Schmidt. “I want to produce the evidence. Let’s see if he measures up.”

Even if that isn’t his penis, how is the world ever going to recover from seeing Screech give that poor girl a “Dirty Sanchez?” We bet he would never think about doing that to Lisa Turtle.

We guess he can just go in the “90’s sitcom stars who really have no future so they resort to perverted or shocking means in order to stay relevant” file.

Screech scandal looks to be a lengthy affair [New York Daily News]

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