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Paris Hilton, sick of wading around in a sea of mediocrity, is ready to show the world that she is something special.

First thing on her agenda is her acting career, which she will tackle by only taking serious roles. And, although some people would like to believe that she will star in a movie about Mother Theresa, she is doing so by starring in a movie called “The Hottie and the Nottie.” Why would she be in a movie about a withered, old woman when she can star in as the hot girl who will not get married until her not-hot friends finds someone to commit to?

That’s way more selfless of an act than devoting your life to the impoverished, sick and dying.

Do we smell an Oscar?

—admin
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