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A former Playmate gives us the inside dirt on one the orgies Hugh Heffner orchestrates. Here is the breakdown:
• Women who live in the house must show up for Wednesday and Friday sex night. They are given rare exemptions in the case of major surgery (like a nose job), but if it’s that time of the month or they’re sick, they’re still expected to come. Even Heffner’s secretary has to participate.
• Heffner invites women into his lair. The night the source was there, 12 women were in the room. Each must bathe and wear identical pink pajamas. If they don’t want to have sex with the 78 year-old perv, they can leave their pajama bottoms on.
• Gay porn plays on two big screen TVs in the room.
• On the night the source was there, Heff got a hummer from his current girlfriend to start the action. 10 of the 12 girls then took turns having sex with him, taking about two minutes each while the other participants cheered him on. He took Viagra to perform and did not wear a condom.
• Women paired up for simulated lesbian sex for Heff’s benefit, but according to the source most of them weren’t into it and didn’t even like each other.
• The session ended with him having anal sex with the girlfriend, who wiped off his penis beforehand, as if that did something to prevent STDs.:
How is a man who’s 78 years old able to have sex with that many women?
He doesn’t really do anything. He just lies there with his Viagra erection. It’s just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They’ll yell things like, “F-k her daddy, f-k her daddaddy!” There’s a lot of cheerleader going on!
For the man who created an Empire based on sex, he sure did suck (no pun intended, seriously) all the fun out of it and turn it into a mechanical mess.
Oh, we also found out that he has a six-inch penis.
We would probably be a lot better off not knowing this.
Ex-playmate reveals nasty details of Hugh Heffner’s sex sessions [Celebitchy]
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2 Comments
1. Tom
2. Pepe
Want a neat little picture by your comments? Get one here.There is nothing fake about a “Viagra erection”. Viagra cannot produce an erection in a person who is not turned on. Viagra only helps the vascular infrastructure, it cannot produce an erection by itself without the “interest” of the penis-owner. Viagra simply helps the “hardware” (no pun intended) work as it is supposed to work. After that, it’s up to the brain to do the rest.
-Tom
Posted Tuesday, January 16, 2007 at 1:08 am | Permalink
Wow Tom, you really want that invite to the Grotto don’t you?
Posted Tuesday, January 16, 2007 at 12:17 pm | Permalink
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