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We never thought we would create even one post about Luke Perry. Needless to say, we are absolutely shocked that we have found a second opportunity to write about him.

This time, he is interesting to us because he went on a date with Renee Zellewgger. Why did they go out? We do not know.

A source told the New York Post, “They were definitely on a date. They both looked super-skinny. He was looking very grungy - baggy jeans, lumberjack flannel shirt and baseball cap. She had on a white button-down shirt, glasses and striped pants. They were talking very closely and rubbing knees.”

We probably would not believe that the “source” saw them on a date if he or she had not told us they both looked “super-skinny.” If this person had said, “well, they both look average sized” then we would have said, “whoah, whoah, whoah. That does not sound like the Luke and Renee that we know and love.”

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