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As if Britney Spear’s daily activities do not provide us with enough gossip to keep us satiated for a year, we now have to make crap up. The most recent story about Britney goes as follows: she is pregnant, again.

MSNBC reported:

“Her dancers were indulging in Malibu rum and pineapple drinks and taking shots of vodka,” a witness to a January 14 party at a Las Vegas casino told the mag. “But Britney drank bottled water.” Spears gave birth to her second child only four months ago — but friends point out that she got pregnant for the second time only three months after having her first child.

“I’ve seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now,” a “pal who sees Britney every week” told the mag. “She’s heavier, but that’s not it. It’s the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she’s pregnant, like she’s relaxed and happy.”

Ok, we think we have it figured out. She drank water instead of vodka and had that gleam in her eye because she has switched from alcohol to ecstasy. Also, she is heavier because she is eating more.

At least, we hope that is the case. If it is true, she should be arrested because we think that is against the law.

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