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We were so prepared to criticize Pamela Anderson for writing a letter to the Post Office about the new Colonel Sanders’ stamp. We thought we’d be overwhelmed by the countless things we could write about that we wouldn’t even know which one to pick.
We were so wrong.
She actually has a very valid, eloquently-stated point.
Pam wrote to the postmaster:
“Honoring a man whose legacy involves breaking animals’ bones and scalding animals to death in defeathering tanks is contrary to the values of most compassionate citizens, and I hope that you’ll deny KFC’s request. How about another Elvis stamp instead?”
She is even kind of funny.
We especially like her because she subscribes to the, “why change the way you sit when you can just stick something in front of your crotch?” theory. Britney Spears could learn a lot from this woman.
She definitely has a new fan.
—Elizabeth
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Want a neat little picture by your comments? Get one here.We think Pammy should consider a nice classy pair of short shorts instead of the purse. If Winona Judd wants some quarters for the vending machine, it’s going to get a little hairy. Or not. But still…
Posted Tuesday, January 23, 2007 at 6:21 am | Permalink
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