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Everyone knows that lesbian kisses solve all problems. Especially when it’s two straight girls doing it in front of a group of guys who throw beads at them. It’s what keeps frat boys interested in their girlfriends, has kept Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis out of jail and is the only reason the entire cast of The L Word, excluding Jennifer Beals, are employed as actresses.

The power of the two girl make out session is no mystery to the writers of Dirt, who decided to write a scene in which Jennifer Anniston and Courtney Cox kiss. They don’t sound desperate at all.

TVGuide.com reported:

Call them Friends with benefits. You already know that when Jennifer Aniston guests on the March 27 season finale of Courtney Cox’s FX drama Dirt, she’ll be playing her bosom buddy’s archenemy, a rival tabloid editor. But what I’ve learned — muahaha, exclusively! — is that Aniston’s character is a lesbian. What’s more, she won’t just mouth off to Cox’s tightly wound counterpart, she’s going to share a liplock with her.

It’s good to see that lesbian relationships are being acknowledged, even if the show does successful reduce female homosexual relationships to encounters that exist for the sole purpose of getting narrow-minded dudes off and creating controversy.

We just hope that Jennifer Anniston and Courtney Cox’s friendship survives the kiss. It can be super awkward when two girls, who are friends, make-out; they may develop feelings for each other. We are sure that every dude who thinks lesbians are cool are praying that this doesn’t happen and, also, that they don’t start giving each other innocent massages during which they accidentally take off their clothes.

Exclusive: Aniston-Cox Smooch Exposed! [TVGuide.com]

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