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Remember When Paris Hilton Was Hungry Enough to Drive Drunk?
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Now, her punishment has been decided on and it seems she may have gotten off a little easy.

CNN reported:

Paris Hilton was placed on 36 months probation and ordered to pay fines after pleading no contest Monday to alcohol-related reckless driving, a reduction of an original charge of driving under the influence. Hilton, 25, did not appear in court. The plea was entered by her attorneys Howard Weitzman and Shawn Chapman Holley, the city attorney’s office said. Judge Michael Sauer also ordered her to attend an alcohol rehabilitation program and imposed other conditions. He gave her the option of reducing her probation to 24 months if she completed 40 hours of community service. No immediate decision was made on that option. The fines, plus penalty assessments, totaled about $1,500.

Why doesn’t she have to appear in court? I guess it was more important to go out and buy tons of yellow items for her wardrobe so that her orange, greasy tan doesn’t stick out so much. We can’t believe she doesn’t have a stylist.

Wow, I should congratulate myself on, yet another, flawlessly executed Paris Hilton/orange tan joke.

—Elizabeth
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