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Angelina Jolie paid $700 to take a shower at the Shutters on the Beach hotel in Santa Monica. We thought all of her money was already spoken for by various charities.
Apparently, she does keep some of it for herself as a source informed Star Magazine:
“Angelina said they only wanted the room for two hours, time enough for them both to take a shower. She was very sweet and seemed like a concerned mom.”
The hotel employee, like most of us, found the whole thing very strange: “It was just very bizarre, when she and Brad Pitt own two houses here in Los Angeles, that she would need to spend that kind of money on a hotel room just so she and Maddox could shower.”
We think “to take a shower” is actually code for “I have really bad diarrhea and would hate if the press found out that my crap actually does stink.”
—Elizabeth
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