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Remember those pictures of Isaac Cohen gleefully toting around countless shopping bags? Sadly enough, those 15 minutes of fame-through-association may be over.
Britney Spears has concfirned that the two week relationship is over. She said, “we’re not together anymore, by the way.”
Isaac Cohen has chosen not believe her and insists that they are still an item.
This story just makes me want to recap the last two months of Britney’s life because I am so overwhelmed.
She has lost, gained and lost a ton of weight. Became an alcoholic. Showed her vagina. Showed her ass. Dressed attrociously every single day. Forgot that she had kids. Began and ended an intense relationship with a K-Fed look-a-like. She may not be doing well, but at least she is efficient.
—Elizabeth
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1. Lale
Want a neat little picture by your comments? Get one here.Damn! You’ve just changed my whole way of thinking. I used to look to Britney to make me feel better about myself- even though I might be having a bad day, my vagina and butt are not on regular display.
But Brit’s efficiency is something I never thought about. She does more in a week than I do in a month!
Posted Thursday, January 25, 2007 at 4:16 pm | Permalink
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