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After less than a month, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have skipped to their 50th Anniversary. They celebrated by not talking to each other at dinner.
Page Six reported:
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer’s dates may be more fun for the paparazzi than for the couple. Spies at Nobu in South Beach [said] that, despite the ruckus caused by their entrance, the two barely spoke on their Tuesday night date. “John was extremely quiet and didn’t speak a lot,” said a source, while Jessica “just gave a lot of puppy-dog looks and twirled and twisted her hair.”
This sounds like the beginning of a riveting reality series. Now, they just need to work on passing meaningful glances over a silent dinner. We like it when flirty eye contact speaks for the boring couple.
—Elizabeth
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