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Lindsay Lohan is super happy and she is even text messaging her friends about it.

Her friends and family have deduced, from her texts, that the Wonderland Center addiction-treatment facility is agreeing with her. She would have to try really hard to hate the place because it is, basically, a spa with yoga instructors and beauty consultants.

In fact, she likes it so much that, instead of braving freezing temperatures and run the risk of bumping into Dustin Diamond at Sundance, Lindsay is walking around in the woods. (I think I might rather go to Sundance, but that’s probably because I don’t know how to relax and think that Dustin is way hot).

The added bonus to Lindsay being in rehab is that there is no Joe Francis around to try and make her intentionally flash her breasts. We only like it when she does it on “accident.”

—Elizabeth
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One Comment

  1. 1. Lale

    Doesn’t this whore make enough money to get a decent fake tan? Why is she always splotchy?


    Posted Friday, January 26, 2007 at 2:34 am | Permalink
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