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cemusa2.jpg In the near future, street toilets will be installed throughout the city. City Council members will deterimine two places in their districts where they think the bathrooms will flourish.

Some of them are being brats about the entire thing.

Jessica Lappin, whose district extends from East 49th to 92nd, said, “There isn’t really an appropriate Upper East Side location that leaps to mind.”

On the other hand, Harlem’s councilwoman, Melissa Mark Veverito, objects because she doesn’t want people in her district to do drugs in them. This has already been anticipated by the creators of the toilet who made it so that the doors open automatically after a certain amount of time. This is going to suck for the people who haven’t yet had a chance to pull up their pants by the time the door swings open.

But Gale Brewer is all about the new bathrooms and thinks that, because other people don’t want theirs, there will be more for her district.

These council member need to get over it because, although the toilets will probably be covered in poo after an hour, there are a lot of desperate New Yorkers out there.

City Council Gets a Bit Pissy [New York Magazine]

—Elizabeth
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