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We don’t know why Paris Hilton would need more media attention, but the latest development in the parisexposed.com scandal is that she retains ownership of the property and orchestrated the entire thing herself.

The Post-Chronicle reported:

As more details emerge about the purchase of Paris’ personal items from a storage unit which was owed a $208 bill, the story just seems to get juicier but something simply doesn’t seem right. We have been directed to a “credible source” that claims Paris Hilton owns the leaked sex tapes, nude photos and info from the website Parisexposed.com. The source has not revealed the extent to which Paris is involved in the site, but as of Saturday, January 27, Hilton is allegedly financially involved. Some things to ponder which lends some credence to the claim: why have the Paris Exposed videos been edited? How come there are none of her friends in the videos? And who films themselves in the buff but doesn’t partake in any sexual activity?

It did seem kind of weird that Paris didn’t pay the $208 balance on the storage unit. We don’t think she even pays her own bills, so the “I’m a ditz” explanation wouldn’t really work. Also, if this really was a ploy to gain more media attention, we think she may have prematurely “shot her load,” so to speak. She had a good three months left of vagina, ass and boob flashing before the public really became too bored to care. She, basically, committed the celebutante equivalent to suicide.

—Elizabeth
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