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jess_mayer_003.jpg Maybe that’s why he kissed another girl on her sweet 16.

According to Starpulse:

John Mayer gave one female fan a special treat on Saturday night by climbing down into the audience during an Oklahoma show and giving her a birthday kiss. The singer was playing a concert in Oklahoma City and paused between songs to comment on the various signs held up by audience members.

He said to one female fan, “Yours is a little bit more complex, multifaceted. ‘Sweet 16 and never been kissed. Wanna be my first?’”

Mayer paused, and then jumped down from the stage to the delighted screams of fans. He then went into the crowd and gave the birthday girl a quick kiss. After climbing back onstage, he said, “Alright… Congratulations. Happy birthday.”

I don’t know. It sounds kind of pervy and not at all sweet.

Or, maybe, she is his chick on the side who just really wants him to kiss her in public. Pretending it was her first kiss was the only way they could express their love during one of his concerts.

I figured it out!

John Mayer Gives Teenage Fan Her First Kiss [Starpulse]

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3 Comments

  1. 1. kris

    you don’t have a more updated photo? this blog looks desperate and makes you look really, really bored.


    Posted Tuesday, February 6, 2007 at 5:37 pm | Permalink
  2. 2. just saying

    It was a peck on the cheek. What is so pervy about that. It was sweet. He made her the happiest girl alive. I know I would be…


    Posted Tuesday, February 6, 2007 at 6:52 pm | Permalink
  3. 3. Lale

    Kris can go to hell as far as I’m concerned. Or not, but I like your blog. (Are you like, “Thank God she didn’t write ‘you’re blog’?” Do you prefer G-d?

    Okay, John Mayer- had no problem with him until he started hookin’ up with Jessie who is really getting on my last nerves. And now I think he looks stoned all the time. Don’t know why I didn’t notice that before- maybe ’cause I didn’t pay attention until he got him some used-to-be eye candy. Kissing a fan- well, did he tongue her? That would be kinda pervy.


    Posted Wednesday, February 7, 2007 at 5:02 am | Permalink
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