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Paris Hilton cried as she bought a few necessities.

According to I’m Not Obsessed:

The blonde was very upset during her three minute spree. At one point she was crying and talking to a friend on the phone saying ‘I don’t know what to do’.

“Paris was wearing her sunglasses and was dressed in a black tracksuit with a pink skull and crossbones on the back. She was going round the shop talking to someone on the phone and crying - she kept wiping her nose with a tissue. She picked up an edible bikini set, vibrating pink tickler and some raunchy Lovehearts.”

If I were her, I would’ve just parked myself at McDonalds and let it all out over a McFlurry and a Big Mac. But, when you are busy woman like Paris, there is no time for emotions AND novelty sex items. You have to make them work together.

Sorry. I guess I’ve got nothing. Again, Paris makes my job obsolete.

Paris Hilton Buys Edible Underwear While Crying [I’m Not Obsessed]

—admin
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One Comment

  1. 1. lale

    She probably felt better when she saw that the products came with instructions on how to actually use them. It must be hard.


    Posted Saturday, February 10, 2007 at 7:09 pm | Permalink
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