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Isaac Cohen understands that Britney Spears is in a lot of pain. He also knows that the best way to help someone you care about is by telling the world how F-ed up she really is.
He spoke with News Of the World and told everything that happened while he was with Britney. He especially liked talking about their passionate sex sessions.
His description of Britney makes her sound a lot like whithered, old Miss Havisham from Great Expectations. He said:
“It was clear she was not over her marriage. The first time she invited me to her home I saw her wedding dress hung on the wall in a glass box.
“As we made love that night it was like Kevin was in bed beside us. She had not even begun to move on with her life.”
That’s creepy for so many reasons. For one, we don’t want to think about Isaac and Britney making “love.” Just call it “sex” or “doing it” for Christ’s sake! Don’t make it seem more special than it was. And, also, it sucks that he made us think about he and Britney rolling around naked while K-Fed watched. It’s a really disturbing thought.
Tortured Britney’s On The Edge Of Abyss [News Of the World]
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1. Lale
Want a neat little picture by your comments? Get one here.Oh my God you are on fire! I am laughing too hard here. As soon as I saw the quote about “making love,” I just had this horrible image of soft naked Isaac’s body. Not nice.
Posted Tuesday, February 13, 2007 at 6:25 am | Permalink
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