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Britney Bounces Back Faster Than Lindsay
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For some reason, it seemed like Britney shaving her head and getting a tattoo was her final farewell before she dropped out of society. We envisioned her recklessly driving to Las Vegas, drinking countless bottles of vodka and becoming a dancer at Pacers. It would’ve been the perfect ending to the “Britney the Celebrity” part of her life and served as a good segue into the “Britney the Alcoholic Stripper” role. Since this isn’t the case, she is now stuck somewhere between the two.

Twelve hours after, she went to Sky Bar at the Mondrian Hotel to soak up the rays and drink.

She shaved her legs by the pool, asked that the music be turned down, cried and asked another girl to switch bikini’s with her.

According to Page Six:

Spears had tried unsuccessfully to book a room, London’s Daily Mail reported.

When the desk found out she had neither money nor a credit card, just a piece of paper carrying a partial credit-card number, she was refused, according to the newspaper.

“She was crying and apparently intoxicated. She kept saying: ‘Nobody wants me anymore,’ ” the newspaper reported.

How come people are letting her out by herself when she is, clearly, mentally unstable? Also, we would think that Britney Spears would just bring a few changes of clothes with her so she could avoid this whole asking perfect strangers for their clothes thing that she has become so fond of. It makes for an extremely awkward situation when someone has to tell her that they don’t feel comfortable sharing underwear with her.

LOCKED AND LOADED: SHE DONS A WIG AND HITS THE BARS - AGAIN [New York Post]

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2 Comments

  1. 1. Lale

    What the hell are we going to do with this girl? Until she ups the level of self destructiveness, no one is going to want anything to do with her.

    Start dancing, monkey, ’cause your tricks are already getting old. Maybe you should do a big tribal tattoo on your face, or drive yourself through an office building. Then it’ll be interesting to read about you again.


    Posted Tuesday, February 20, 2007 at 11:49 am | Permalink
  2. 2. MT

    Where is her family?!?

    Is her mom too busy pimping out Jamie Lynn to care about her other daughter now that she has wrung everything she can out of her fame?


    Posted Tuesday, February 20, 2007 at 1:21 pm | Permalink
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