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I have spent the last five minutes trying to figure out how I feel about this picture, which is from the invitations to Paris’ 26th birthday. Would I be into a party like that? If I received this in the mail, would I be excited or annoyed with Paris for taking such a dumb picture? Would I go to the party, anyway?

There are too many questions

I guess this is neither here nor there because the party didn’t live up to the high hopes that the picture may have inspired, which makes me really glad I didn’t go.

According to Page Six:

HOLLYWOOD A-listers shunned celebutard Paris Hilton’s 26th birthday in Las Vegas in favor of hanging out in New York for Untitled Entertainment founder Jason Weinberg’s 40th birthday at Midtown hot spot The Grand on Friday night. The power player toasted his big day with close friends Clive Davis, Kanye West, Marissa Tomei, Amy Sacco and Naomi Watts. Weinberg even had his “Happy Birthday” sung to him by Blondie legend Debbie Harry. Meanwhile, Hilton held her party at Body English at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Vegas, but the bash turned out to be more of a bust. “There were no names there except for [sister] Nicky Hilton and Nicole Richie,” said our source. But even without many boldfaces, things at the after-party at the Penthouse Suite got a little odd. After downing TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon, guests reported seeing Hilton play with a monkey while a band of midgets led a pack of goats around the room.

We love it when celebrity birthdays digress into cheap circuses. It’s almost as if Paris had the party just so that last sentence could be written.

PARIS LOSES IN B-DAY BATTLE [New York Post]

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