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Thanks to News of the World, we have a tidy catalog of Britney Spear’s self-destructive behavior from the past couple of days.
She:
THREATENED to commit suicide by gulping down TWO family-size bottles of painkillers.
WAS STRIPPED and searched after medics feared she’d smuggled a stash of cocaine into the rehab clinic.
CONCEALED a “Death List” of people she wishes would die— including her husband.
OFFERED Kevin £100,000 to drop a custody hearing over their two sons.
BELIEVES she is being bugged as she sleeps and checks every morning for listening devices.
An insider revealed womanizing Kevin’s amazing change of heart after he visited her at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California, where she checked in for the third time in a week on Thursday.
The increasingly paranoid star was pictured shuffling around the grounds there, haggard and lost, wearing a scruffy blue hoodie and sucking on cigarettes.
We no longer think this is funny. And neither should you.
Ha ha, just kidding. Well, how we feel about it isn’t a joke, but you can do whatever the hell you want. We only said that to make you feel really bad about laughing at the mentally ill.
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1. Lale
Want a neat little picture by your comments? Get one here.Ha ha! You never fail to disappoint. I don’t know why I’m still morbidly fascinated by this poor loser and, even worse, sort of gunning for her to do something even more ridiculous. At this point I cannot root for her. Thank you for understanding.
Posted Wednesday, February 28, 2007 at 4:19 am | Permalink
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