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And that person sure as hell isn’t me. It’s Jessica Biel, who couldn’t seem to make it through Stella McCartney’s fashion show in Paris. I don’t even think that Kate Moss, a fashion icon, could get away with that crap. Who in the hell does this tasteless girl think she is? Did you see what she wore to the Oscar’s?

According to People:

One minute she was posing and vamping for pictures in a sexy minidress. But three minutes into Stella McCartney’s show at the Palais de Chaillot in Paris today, Jessica Biel was escorted from the designer’s front row – something never done at catwalk shows, which don’t last more than 15 to 20 minutes. A spokeswoman for McCartney told PEOPLE that Biel was jetlagged — the 24-year-old actress arrived in Paris from Los Angeles yesterday morning. But backstage, rumors flew that Biel was actually taken ill, as she did not reappear after she left the show.

If you’re jetlagged, take a pill and get over it.

Just think of all the free clothes that Jessica Biel basically threw away. This is worse than the time that I put all of my clothes in a garbage bag for a move and, accidentally, put it out on the curb with the rest of the trash. I guesss it doesn’t matter that much.I doubt Stella McCartney would want her wearing her clothes, anyway.

If I sound angry, that’s because I am.

But not really.

Jessica Biel Flees Stella McCartney Front Row [People]

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