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Apparently, the only thing that rehab has done for Britney Spears is help her realize, what she believes to be, her true identity as the mortal enemy of Christ, our Lord and Savior. In case there was any doubt, she wrote 666 on her baldhead and yelled, “I’m the antichrist.”
It turns out that, much like how she accidentally picked out the Chinese character for “strange” to be tattooed on herself when she wanted the one that meant “mysterious,” Britney just got her words mixed up. According to her friends, what the perpetually confused Britney meant to say was, “I’m a fake. I’m a fake.”
That makes a lot more sense because we didn’t really think she was special enough to claim the title of THE antichrist.
Britney: “I’m The Antichrist” [MTV]
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Want a neat little picture by your comments? Get one here.A source said, “She has been talking to Kevin every night for hours on the phone (from rehab) telling him she still loves him. She just wants to be with him again and thinks having another baby will seal their marriage.”
Oh, yeah. That will fix everything.
In the history of the world no “having a baby” has never been the solution to a person’s personal problems.
Posted Monday, March 5, 2007 at 5:44 pm | Permalink
A source said, “She has been talking to Kevin every night for hours on the phone (from rehab) telling him she still loves him. She just wants to be with him again and thinks having another baby will seal their marriage.”
Oh, yeah. That will fix everything.
In the history of the world “having a baby” has never been the solution to a person’s personal problems.
Posted Monday, March 5, 2007 at 5:44 pm | Permalink
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