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We know this happened all the way down in El Paso, but the story is just too hard to resist.

Bad actor turned pseudo rock star Jared Leto broke his nose during a concert with his band 30 Seconds to Mars on Thursday after running into the crowd and being rushed by fans (ahem, fat girls in their mid-20s who still watch My So-Called Life on DVD). According to MTV and People magazine, Leto completed the show and even called it one of the best of the tour.

It seems that Leto has learned all the subtleties of acting cool following an act of complete stupidity pretty well from the slow-witted heartthrob Jordan Catalano he played on the short-lived 90s drama. On the show, Leto did his best Kurt Cobain impression to portray the class-cutting lead singer who had all the high-school girls swooning. And had the series lasted we are quite sure that, inevitably, Jordan Catalano would have had his nose broken by some jealous and disgruntled fan. Then he would have turned to Angela as she tended to him and said something royally moronic such as, “Scars are like so profound.”

Airing on the side of caution, Leto checked into a hospital to have his wounds treated following the show.

Ha! Hospitals are for pansies!

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