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A long time ago, it feels like a decade ago, Sienna Miller cleverly renamed Pittsburgh “Shitsburg, something that attests to her sharp, quick wit. She shouldn’t be too proud about it because we are pretty sure that 1,879,099 teenage boys who are in bands and think their parents are fascist assholes for making them live in a crap city already thought of it first.
For some reason, though, she thinks the nickname is offensive enough to warrant pretending to have a debilitating disorder that makes life really difficult for a lot of people. We appreciate her ability to undermine the severity of other people’s disabilities, addictions, hardships etc…
According to Starpulse:
The 25-year-old insists the rants are the result of suffering from a form of Tourette’s syndrome, a neurological disorder which is most often associated with the exclamation of obscene or derogatory remarks.
She says, “These things just come out. I think it might be mild Tourette’s, not to insult people who have proper Tourette’s, but I will say the most inappropriate things at the most inappropriate time to the most inappropriate person. Always. Guaranteed.”
And Miller reveals she has a string of cheeky nicknames for other American states, explaining, “Massivetwos@#$s is Massachusetts. Connectic#$%t, or Connectibutt.”
She obviously subscribes to the simple, yet brilliant, philosophy that words are a lot funnier when you throw “shit” in somewhere. It keeps us light and young. The only thing is, there are only a few people in the world who can pull it off: herself, his holiness the Dali Lama and Jack Nicholson. That doesn’t mean we shitn’t try.
Maybe we were wrong. Maybe anyone can do it.
Sienna Miller Blames Obscene Comments on Tourette’s Syndrome [Starpulse]
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