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Oprah Will Give You A School, But She Won’t Make It Pleasant
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The boarding school that Oprah Winfrey opened in South Africa is, apparently, an institution of absolute control or, in other words, a prison. It’s also fertile breeding ground for the development of an eating disorder as Oprah has them all on her diet. There is nothing else to do when you have young girls under your control but give them the same complexes as you.

According to News24:

“The poor children are not even allowed to have any treats. Their diet is fruit, yoghurt and sandwiches. When they go on holiday for a month in April they’ll be stuffing themselves with sweets and chocolates in any case.”

Angela Conradie, whose daughter Michelle is at the school, says she’s just as upset about the strict visiting times.

“Michelle phones me in tears sometimes, and then I don’t know what to say to her,” says Conradie.

John Samuels, the executive head of the school, confirmed that only one visit a month would be allowed in future.

This means that if a girl has five siblings, she will only be able to see all of them over a period of three months.

Samuels says he sees nothing wrong with the system.

“We have the security and well-being of the girls at heart, in every respect. They are our priority. If there’s too much movement on the premises at the weekend, it disturbs the school spirit.”

This sounds ripe for a sitcom…or porn. Just think about. A group of dissatisfied and angry girls are holed up in a boarding school. At first, they are ok with being zombies, but one day a rough and tumble girl from the ghetto arrives to shake things up. This is where the fun begins. The girl, let’s just call her Loretta, gives an inspiring speech about freedom and fun in the center of the cafeteria as she throw sandwich meat at the teachers. The girls go wild and start a food fight. After that, it’s complete anarchy and they refuse to listen to their teacher. It’s at this point that the girls could either just sneak out and smoke cigarettes or have a huge orgy in their dorm rooms.

It’s perfect. Who wants to buy it from us?

Oprah’s school ‘too strict’ [News24]

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