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If someone’s ex went nuts, everyone would advise him to run for the hills because, if he sticks around, he is just setting himself up for a life of pure hell. Things aren’t so easy for Justin Timberlake; everyone wants him to take Britney Spears back so that he can save her.

According to the National Enquirer, the most reputable source out there:

SexyBack’s totally fed up with people begging him to help ex-squeeze BRITNEY SPEARS get her sanity back - which is why JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE totally exploded when a woman approached him as he exited his agent’s office and scolded: “Why won’t you help her out? I’ve read she’s still in love with you. Can’t you just try?” Furious, Justin lashed back: “Why does everyone keep telling me I have to take care of Britney?… Britney, Britney, Britney!…She’s an EX girlfriend! Doesn’t anyone get it? We’re NOT together anymore. I am soooo totally over her!” And off he stormed.

Hmmm…”sooooo totally over her” doesn’t sound like something he would say. In fact, that seems more like something I, a 25-year-old girl from California, would write if I were making a quote up.

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