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Remember that terrorism preparation kit you bought after 9/11? The one with a gas mask and eighteen rolls of duct tape meant for you to hermetically seal yourself off from the outside world (while still keeping an earpiece handy so that you can listen to Yankees spring training coverage cause, after all, you are a New Yorker)? Well, it may be time to bring that out…finally!
The National Terror Alert Response Center is reporting that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is planning to grace New York City with his presence next week so that he may address the U.N. Security Council as it prepares to vote on new sanctions against Iran. We aren’t too worried about the visit, unless of course you happen to be hanging around JFK airport, as the NTARC reports:
Iran President Ahmadinejad Plans Trip To New York City/UN next week; requests visas for more than 25 security agents. The Iranians want to fly in private plane and leave a large group in the plane at JFK airport who will not pass through US customs.
A large group not passing through customs? Uh oh. In other words, a large group on the terrorist watch list.
Okay, you wanna step bitch? We only got one thing to say to you regarding a possible attack on our great city Mahmoud: you don’t have the balls!
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