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In a recent interview, Paula Abdul told “Late Show” host David Letterman that she is in no way attracted to her co-host, and critical opposite, Simon Cowell after Letterman suggested that Cowell believes that the “Opposites Attract” singer wants to receive his hot-beef injection. Contactmusic.com reports:
When U.S. TV host David Letterman declared Cowell believed Abdul wants to have sex with him, she laughed it off. Abdul says, “You are right about that. But that will never happen - because his nickname is ‘Small Ben’.”
I thought you liked small penises Paula? What happened with all the young Idol contestants you lathered in praise (and God knows what else)? Or maybe your brilliant dance career just left you with a gaping vagina.
We declare Abdul’s new nickname, “Cold Hearted, Used Vagina.” Or just come up with your own. Keep in mind that the lover in her 1988 Grammy-award winning video was an animated feline named MC Skat Kat.
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