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Anna Nicole: Still Dead, Still Not Drug Free
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Anyone that bet the over on how many drugs were in Anna Nicole’s system when she died is probably raking in the cash right about now. I think the over/under was 8 and autopsy results showed a total of 10 drugs in her system.

Fortunately this breaking news was actually safe for pregnant women with heart conditions.

And on a side note to the American media. Can we please find a new term for drugged out, pathetic, spoiled celebrities who meet an untimely end besides “tragedy”?

The tsunami in Southeast Asia was a tragedy. Katrina was a tragedy. Bush is a tragedy. Anna Nicole was a fucking forgone conclusion.

Wolf Blitzer, you will be the first motherfucker against the wall when the revolution comes. And Anderson Cooper will be my manservant!

—admin
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One Comment

  1. 1. Kirsten

    you’re mean


    Posted Monday, March 26, 2007 at 10:35 pm | Permalink
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